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everytime you close your eyes
lies lies
Created on 2005-09-27 01:01:03 (#8394532), last updated 2005-10-22
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Basic Info| Name: | lalalalla |
|---|---|
| Location: | Canada |
Biook heres the worst joke ever, my mom told it to me and it took her about 10 minutes. and now im going to share it with you.
so this guy is looking in the want ads of the newspaper and he reads an article about a free talking dog. so hes like wow a talking dog?? for free??? i gotta see this. so he calls up the seller and the sellers like yeah come over and get it. the guys like alright ill be there in ten. so he gets to the sellers house and the seller is sitting on the couch and looks pretty pissed. the guys liek uh so wheres the dog? the seller tells him hes in the back. so the guy walks into the back and he sees this dog watching tv on the bed. hes like so what up dog and the dogs like not much man just watching some tv. so the guys like holy shit he really does talk! so hes liek tell me about yourself dog. and the dogs like well i used to be a seeing eye dog, but then i was called into the military and saved a bunch of people in bosnia. then i came back and was in the fire department and saved an entire family from a burning building. so the dog and the guy get into this really deep conversation about the dogs accomplishments and they talk for like 4 hours. the guy finally comes out and is like what the hell youre insane to sell this dog!! and for free!! why?! and the sellers like HE NEVER WENT TO BOSNIA HES A LAIR!!!
so this guy is looking in the want ads of the newspaper and he reads an article about a free talking dog. so hes like wow a talking dog?? for free??? i gotta see this. so he calls up the seller and the sellers like yeah come over and get it. the guys like alright ill be there in ten. so he gets to the sellers house and the seller is sitting on the couch and looks pretty pissed. the guys liek uh so wheres the dog? the seller tells him hes in the back. so the guy walks into the back and he sees this dog watching tv on the bed. hes like so what up dog and the dogs like not much man just watching some tv. so the guys like holy shit he really does talk! so hes liek tell me about yourself dog. and the dogs like well i used to be a seeing eye dog, but then i was called into the military and saved a bunch of people in bosnia. then i came back and was in the fire department and saved an entire family from a burning building. so the dog and the guy get into this really deep conversation about the dogs accomplishments and they talk for like 4 hours. the guy finally comes out and is like what the hell youre insane to sell this dog!! and for free!! why?! and the sellers like HE NEVER WENT TO BOSNIA HES A LAIR!!!
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